Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

Ding Clan

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.

Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them

by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016

ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells

Victor is being a ding ding

by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".

So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?

by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025

King Ding-a-ling

A guy who is considered a stud, a top shelf pick, the one who is running things.

After I sex my girl really good, I feel like King Ding-a-ling

by Amschel September 6, 2025

Hoon Ding

Another slur for ni- I mean African-American

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid

by Count Orlok August 6, 2023