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That's not why they did it

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?
Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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Did a Will

If someone (especially a short, male , brunette with glasses) brings up that he's in a band... AGAIN
Ugh, I was on a date and he did a will... dealbreaker
by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 1, 2023
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did a Wulzy

To spill a drink out of someone’s hand. Usually with a plushie
Wulzy typically does this, therefore the action is named after him.
"I just did a wulzy to that girl named juniper twice!"
by zloothra June 17, 2024
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your did it

A really freaking silly drawing of a star in which the text "your did it" is written in comic sans, half of the text is outside
your did it
by your real name June 20, 2025
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but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

John0512 made TST group, one of his many accomplishments.
john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
by incompleteusern October 9, 2023
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