To Ding (verb)

To lose in a situation you initially appeared to be winning. Derived from Reading Football Club who do this in 90% of their games.

To Ding (verb)

"How did Mark get on with Sarah, he looked to be in there?"

"He had a chance to take her home, but missed his chance and then some other guy moved in."
"He Dinged it?"

"Proper Ding."

by oxodouble December 6, 2023

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

ding master

An insulting word for someone bad at something or for someone incredibly dumb

Ricky : * smashes phone with rock *

John : Ricky youbfucking ding master why’d you do that

by Daking9000 January 29, 2018

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

ding dinger

Two men snorting drugs off each other’s dicks.

Yo bro let’s go snort coke off each other’s dicks. Yea bro let go rip some ding dingers.

by TH3W0RDSMITH April 30, 2019

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025