MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Dad's mom

Your grandmother of your paternal side.

Person 1: "Who else has red hair in your family 2?"
Person 2: "My dad's mom"

by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021

Darcy's Dad

Austrlian slag for Dads leaveing at young
Legit he left 10 years ago to get milk

Wow Your Dad Really Went Darcy's Dad on you

by bruh1290834 May 27, 2021

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023