When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water
I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push
by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.
I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!
"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"
"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"
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