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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021
mugGet the covid maxedmug.

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19 quarantinemug.

covid heater

Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.
by Johnny slang December 16, 2021
mugGet the covid heatermug.

Covid Joiner

by czSmoG_ September 18, 2021
mugGet the Covid Joinermug.

covid homies

Friends with non-sexual benefits that you are socializing with a lot more in Covid than you did in normal times.
Yeah, she and I are Covid homies, raising each other’s spirits and helping each other out.
by SunsetHues December 13, 2020
mugGet the covid homiesmug.

Covid Crusader

Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.
Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!
by Cixx May 15, 2020
mugGet the Covid Crusadermug.

Covid

A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit
What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
mugGet the Covidmug.

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