Covid-🎰

When the odds of a young healthy person—who always wears a face mask and practices social distancing—dying from the coronavirus in a country with low infection and mortality rates are like the chances of someone hitting the jackpot twice at the casino.

Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?

by Covido November 17, 2020

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

COVID Bomb

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.

We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.

by rpcgal December 18, 2021

Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.

I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.

by Khasy March 29, 2025

COVID-14

A new meme that originated from the meme, 14.

Bbh- thank you guys so much for 1 million muffins!
Chat- COVID-14

by KarentheGOdd September 22, 2020

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not

She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before

by PK1611 August 28, 2022

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020