Cop

(Noun)

1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.

2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.

Similar to:
- narc
- snitch

PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.

by Richard Mahogany March 31, 2020

cop

change if plans

"cop" i decided to stay in instead

"cop" im gonna clean instead

by comicland March 12, 2024

Finna cop that pussy baby

When you're so deeply in love with a girl, you finna cop that pussy (Baby).

"I'm finna cop that pussy baby"

by Bearlington February 7, 2018

Cop a feel

When you were young and would sit in a place, like a movie theatre, or your 1998 Toyota Corolla, and put your hand inside her shirt to feel her beestings!

"Dude did you cop a feel when you guys sat in your car last night?"

Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)

This cop truly is a worthless prick

by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024

secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Cop

To find or copy

Ryan: ay yo. Where can I cop that merch dude.

by Sam1d October 21, 2019