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Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating
Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
by Biz^2 January 8, 2008
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Fake Conservative

A weak-minded, indoctrinated humanoid, with immutable groupthink tendencies in support of certain politicians despite glaringly anti-conservative voting records.

Fake Conservatives ADORE emotionally potent, oversimplifications of the issues and hold fast to a pathetic "team spirit" tribalistic attitude at all costs. Fake Conservatives worry not about sadistic social policies, only that they identify as Conservative, and to Hell with everyone else.
A Fake Conservative blindly supports individuals who have tended to vote against human rights, national sovereignty and personal freedoms.
by DarthXerxes March 13, 2012
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Conservative Hate Culture

A faction within the American Conservatism that listens to rigt wing Radio and television pundints. Unlike most right wing tv/radio listeners these conservatives are motivated by political radio to epxpress hate and intolernace against those who disagree with them.

The Right wing Television/radio pundents that advocated this culture of hate use God’s and Jesus’s names to justify oppression, ignorance, and spread falsehoods as if they were facts.
After Bob started listening to radio/tv shows that promoted the Conservative Hate Culture, he started to be less tolerant of other peoples point of views.
by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006
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Const

A shortened version of the words "constant" and/or "constantly."
"You know, now that I actually pay attention to myself, I find myself const correcting his grammar. Kind of annoying, no?"

"I like how they're const blasting the music in the car, even though the speakers are going to blast."
by Sho Fo-Sho February 21, 2009
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Conspiracy Theorist

A slur created by our lizard overlords.
Person 1: “Wow look at that conspiracy theorist”
Person 2: “Fam I prefer the term enlightened theoristic”
by TabbyRaider67 December 22, 2021
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conspute

1. A term used to express agreement when the user is in an innebriated state.
2. The opposite of dispute.
"I must conspute that 75 whiskeys is a little bit excessive."
by Kobe raped that bitch! August 18, 2003
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consimilla

The polinated female cannabis plant.
cannabis with seeds known as mersh
dude my mate grew some nice consimilla in the garden such a nice smoke man.....
by garry s November 3, 2005
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