Skip to main content

Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.
"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."
by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020
mugGet the Cocksucker's Coffee Club mug.

Coffee (AKA Kris)

A very underrated infamous artist. Known as Coffee on some social medias. She draws comics, OCS, and fanart.

Fan of South Park, Deltarune, Nekopara, and Sir Pelo's "Spooky month".

She does various types of artwork like 3D modeling, traditional art, and digital art.

Despite fan theory, Kris is NOT named after the main character in Toby Fox's game "Deltarune".
Coffee has many pets, her most popular pet is a rabbit named "Chara" named after the antagonist in the game "Undertale".

Kris has a twitter account named Coffeethefurbal.

Kris is also a fur suit maker. They have created a fursuit of their fursona "Coffee". Which is where they get their name from.
Someone: WOAH! Is that the artwork of Coffee (AKA Kris)? I gotta follow them!
by Normaneatssalt November 24, 2021
mugGet the Coffee (AKA Kris) mug.

reverse coffee break

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.
by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017
mugGet the reverse coffee break mug.

Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.
“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”
by lyd&han June 16, 2019
mugGet the Coffee Boy Complex mug.

Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
by GabeRose May 31, 2021
mugGet the Belgium Coffee Maker mug.

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.
Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.
by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016
mugGet the Putting cream in the Coffee mug.

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
mugGet the top of the morning coffee mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email