Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.
No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.
by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009
Get the close crapper mug.A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."
Shut up, you are so gay!
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Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?
by Mweiner May 18, 2011
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When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.
by dodddy July 26, 2014
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Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
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Get the close business mug.Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.
YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!
YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
Get the Closet Faggot mug.When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.
- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.
by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018
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