Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.

"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."

by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017

Captain Fanta

Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"

Captain Fanta is better than Captain Coke

by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018

Captain Amerithon

A serial showing of all the Captain America films, typically including only the feature-length Marvel productions, but at times augmented with the shorter, animated pictures such as Captain America vs the Mutant (1964) and / or the live-action 1979 Rod Holcomb masterwork.

Hey guys, it’s July 4th! Wanna grab some brews and have a Captain Amerithon at my place after the fireworks?

by CDillon July 4, 2018

Captain Todd

Aye aye captain.

Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?

by ChrisPierreBacon November 24, 2018