Canadian Peach Tug

When a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft.

Syd: Are You Ok Nick?

Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.

by Skippy720 September 17, 2012

Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

Canadian Cement Mixer

The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.

"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"

by Ross224 January 20, 2009

Cross Canadian Ragweed

The best band ever. It's a know fact they have never made a bad song. They are true Badasses. The members are: Cody Canada, Grady Cross, Randy Ragsdale, and Jeremy Plato.

Cross Canadian Ragweed is the shit.

by TrueHonky January 28, 2007

canadian cream pie

When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.

Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.

by premiumwords October 22, 2012

Canadian blood pact

Canadian blood pact is when a group of females sync their menstrual cycles in order to have their periods at the same time.

Hey Meghan and Taylor let’s do a Canadian blood pact now that we are living together so our cycles line up

by Greeneggsandspanks September 15, 2018

Canadian Shish-Kabob

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011