When a chronic masturbator locks himself into a room and literally builds a wall of used tissues. Usually a 12 or 13 year old boy.
Dad: Have you seen Adam?
Mom: No.
Dad: I think he's been in his bedroom all weekend, blocking us off by his Cum Fort. It smells terrible.
Mom: No.
Dad: I think he's been in his bedroom all weekend, blocking us off by his Cum Fort. It smells terrible.
by Cumforter July 13, 2013
Get the Cum Fortmug. When a man pulls out to cum on his partner and she swings both arms at the same time. One deflecting the cum shot and the other slapping your dick out of the way then simultaneously slapping you in the chest with you own semen (karate like sounds optional)
by ABE Bridges January 3, 2011
Get the Cum Karatemug. I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.
I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.
I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.
by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016
Get the cum napmug. the act by which a person ejaculates on their hand and proceeds to slams the contents onto the victims face, and hold for no less than 3 seconds. This act may or may not result in the victim falling down in dismay. Not to be mistaken for cum slap
After refusing to cease distubing the audience at a movie theater, an individual procedes to go to the bathroom and crank one out in his hand, at which time he returns and cum slams the cinematic perpetrator so fiercely that the victim can't walk for two weeks.
by millertime0009 May 3, 2006
Get the cum slammug. 1.) A woman who is in the middle of a group of males masturbating until the group of males let loose their liquidity children all over that said woman's face, booty, mouth or anytype of suface that's on the said girl.
Guy 1: "Hey, what should I know about this girl?"
Guy 2: "Well, she takes cum-baths two times a week, so, that would make her clean, right?"
Guy 2: "Well, she takes cum-baths two times a week, so, that would make her clean, right?"
by Royal_Defense710 July 12, 2014
Get the Cum-Bathmug. To cover a person with multiple loads of hot sperm, all over their body. See also bukkake and facial.
Betsy loved cum so much that she invited the football team over, sucked and fucked them until they gave her a cum bath; they took pictures.
by Johnny Cumm May 28, 2005
Get the cum bathmug. (n) to ejaculate into a large industrial fan, or to cum outside in a windstorm in an effort to plaster the shit out of an unlucky individual
1. While working out in the garage in the sweltering heat, Joe decided to unleash a cum hurricane by blowing a load into the industrial fan which flung cum at at near category 3 speeds into his co-workers.
2. Noticing that it was a windy day, Joe decided to go outside and make a cum hurricane, but sadly as he was blowing his load, the wind shifted and he became plastered in his own man milk.
2. Noticing that it was a windy day, Joe decided to go outside and make a cum hurricane, but sadly as he was blowing his load, the wind shifted and he became plastered in his own man milk.
by the mizz September 23, 2008
Get the cum hurricanemug.