cheater cock

When a guy cheats on his gf by sleeping with another girl.

Girl 1: Hey girl, don't go near that guy, I heard he's a cheater cock.

Girl 2: Omg, shame shame poppy shame.

by Tio the cat February 8, 2012

cock rail

Snake bite piercings on the bottom lip.

Like a train track for your wang.

Ashley from WWE has a cock rail, how convenient!

by stevestevesteve October 9, 2007

Cock guider

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)

Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!

by themurahan February 21, 2009

Cock Tornado

A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo

Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?

by HalfDrankNattyLight February 9, 2019

pancake cock

A pancake cock is where your dick is .5 inches long and at least 4.75 inches wide. Pancake cock are worst then choads and u don't want this nickname

Omg Shea G has a mega pancake cock.
Ryan I has such a pancake cock people put syrup on that shit

by Pancake cock May 14, 2016

Cock of Duty

A horrible video game.

Hey, do you wanna play Call of Duty?
Wait, you mean Cock of Duty?

by UMARZ May 26, 2010

cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006