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Whip canyon

A whip canyon is a game where a guy puts whip cream in a girls butt crack and pussy and uses his penis to fling it out while the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.
Rachael caught all the whip cream in her mouth that Bill flung out of her when they did a whip canyon.
by SmittenNutter December 6, 2019
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Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.
In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.
by Haomakk April 7, 2021
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Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".
Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)
by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010
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Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson
I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!
by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004
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You cannot kill that which has no life

An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.
n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.
by Tobascoman February 1, 2010
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college of the canyons

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".
Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.
by COCSUX October 13, 2005
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Discovery Canyon Campus

K-12 prison full of braindead stoners and juulers that cried when mango pods became harder to get. The bundle that comes with the juulers makes all the bathrooms smell like shitty candy. While also being an “academic” school, their sports are some of the worst in the state. Also lots of suicides. Want a ethical reason to kill yourself? Go here. Great place but 7/10 rating for amount of homosexuals and retards.
Guy 1: Hey what school you go to?

Guy 2: Discovery Canyon Campus

Guy 1: Alright you know the deal show me your wrists.
by DCC Survivor December 6, 2018
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