Laundry Basket

A large white woman who typically communicates through sexting.

Yo I hit up my laundry basket for pics the other day and she said she wanted to meet up. Fuck that.

by jrobdrifter March 24, 2017

Montreal basket case

A threesome between a male, female and a shemale. The woman is on her back and spit roasted by the male and shemale. The male and shemale hold each others arms for traction. The position looks like a basket.

What a wild night, I actually Montreal basket cased my girl with a trans, that shit was crazy!

by Kiltwearer May 7, 2018

Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018

stirring the bucket

Like going caving.. but in the bedroom.

Having sex with her, would be like stirring a bucket!

by Fuck Wit January 22, 2004

pull the bucket

Also is an offensive term used for white people meaning he is NASTAY

That jggity ass white boy is all up ppulling the bucket!

by HoTtAyBiA February 21, 2004

Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009

Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009