Brandon

An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world

Your amazing
Your a brandon

by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018

Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.

Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again

by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

Brandon

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"

by Bigboialex September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018

Brandon

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's

by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018