Bong

I really great word that can be used to describe very random things.

If you say bong all the time you become the random thing.

“I saw this bong rolling down the street yesterday it was so weird. I don’t really know what it was.”

by The big Bong of the south seas June 12, 2022

bong and bang

The act of smoking weed and having sex simultaneously. Nearly synonymous with "pipe and pipe."

Let's bong and bang after English class!

by bongerbanger42069 December 2, 2016

Bong

A way of saying that someone is dumb or retarded.

Debra says 5+18 is 24

Debra is a bong or she is bonged

by P-ter nomedagrov December 22, 2020

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 20, 2008

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

Bong

British person. Short for britbong. Derogatory.

Why do bongs insist on butchering music with their Londonspeak?

by w196sl September 9, 2021