inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 27, 2010

Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016

boner breasts

A woman's erect nipples seen through a shirt or otherwise.

Check out her boner breasts!!!

by jultsygirl February 5, 2010

Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

by theindiearmy August 13, 2011

pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples

Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.

by MPT 69 February 5, 2021

Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.

A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.

by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014

toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard

My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!

by Fancygirl1234 June 9, 2016