Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

timmy bobby jones

It means a little kid or a someone who is a gullible or stupid.

All these timmy bobby jones are falling for this stupid man’s tricks.

by worldsaver February 11, 2025

Bobby vanged

To be beaten by some random asshole.

This mother fucker just bobby vanged me the dawg.

by Shaylm May 4, 2022

Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

bobby rolls

A unit of measurement created by a YouTuber named “LivingBobby” used to measure beds inside of hotel rooms.

“This bed is 1.5 bobby rolls”

by Drmacc123 May 18, 2024

Bobby lee nevet

A really stupid child with severe iron deficiency.

Yo bro look its bobby lee nevet

by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025

Bobby

A man who loves to wear pantyhose, lingerie and thongs.

Don't let a Bobby into your life or you will lose all of your lingerie.

by carelesskerry July 19, 2021