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Bobby Sim

Blacked out Bobby Sim had to fight off these lesbians at a taco stand in TJ the other night
by The snibbe godfather February 26, 2020
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Bobby

Has the biggest shlong ever and will make you cum from waving. But Jacksons is WAYYY bigger like He'll make you cum from 3 blocks away he uses his ding dong has a helicoper blade.
Stacy "I saw a Bobby today so I had to change my pants!"
Amilearyinstien " Well I saw a Jackson today the he flew off"
by MrResearch477 March 5, 2023
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went down like bobby brown

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.

* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown

Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.
by Micklwes June 19, 2008
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bobby beater

An inflatable hammer wielded by children for the sole purpose of beating Bobby Vegas to death.
And here come the kids with Thier Bobby beaters. He's got no chance now.
by Purplebloke January 15, 2022
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Filthy Bobby

While the male is receiving the sloppiest top he’s ever had after a trip to the anus, he proceeds to then start making out her. Then, kicks the door open so all his bitch ass kids can watch.
My dad said he was going to do something called the filthy bobby to mom after dinner. But I’m not sure how he’s gonna get dirty it hasn’t rained in weeks!
by Hugby69 June 22, 2023
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Bobbi

A person that is mentally uncapable to process the intellectual information that his peers offer him, (forgot is a her, looks like a he.) Furthermore she/her/he/them is uncapable of being socially and emotionally available for their own blood, not even that.

They assume anything that went to Ghana is automatically okay and pardoned - She even has feet pictures on her phone that she has denied to have used them for her own pleasures.

- Also - She is literal craft of wickedness. You see her face = mental palpitations.

The medication one must use to save itself from such cruel fate is to use a MAID service (search it up) (yeah kill urself before you meet her)
by Motherfuckeronearth May 20, 2025
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Bobby

Bobby is a mysterious guy, super shy, or so u think. But never be surprised, because long hugs do unpredickable things to Bobby's. You will be shocked, then amazed at the how what where's and why's of bobby. U may possibly fall madly in lust...then that one thing L.O.V.E always follows like a younger sibling u were tryna ditch. See, beware and know this...if a bobby gets his paws on you, it's over and you will never be the same again. So just DO IT, DO IT....OR Don't do it.
Me: Oh my my, can u fricken believe it, I thought bobby was so shy, well fuck me sideways.
Themz: well I guess u fuhkd around and found out bout didn't Cha.
by Sallee Warpaint March 18, 2022
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