When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
by Dr. Coctogan October 31, 2019
Get the Redeye to Bostonmug. What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the Free Briana Bostonmug. When your girlfriend throws all your shit in the street so you fuck her in the ass wicked hard and then slap her in the face with your shit stained dick.
by GaoBaguaJedi September 7, 2019
Get the Dirty Bostonmug. DEFINITION:
Boston Beasters: A united community of defenders who live by the motto "come together, stand together, fight together, speak together, work together." They are the guardians of the Boston Beast's principles and mission. While the Boston Beast represents the solitary warrior fighting corruption and systemic barriers, Beasters form the protective force that ensures these warriors never truly stand alone.
Core Values (B.E.A.S.T.E.R):
B - Build each other up
E - Educate the community
A - Act as one
S - Stand firm
T - Take care of our own
E - Expose corruption
R - Rise together
The Beaster Code:
"We don't just watch the Beast fight alone
We stand as many, but move as one
When they go low, we go Beast Mode
All for one and one for all
Beast Nation never falls"
Origin:
The term "Boston Beasters" was born from the legacy of the Boston Beast - a solitary warrior who refused to back down while fighting corruption in Massachusetts, especially within the cannabis industry and social equity programs. When faced with systemic racism, corrupt lawyers, and rigged systems designed to break spirits, the Boston Beast stood alone, building an empire from nothing despite constant opposition.
Boston Beasters: A united community of defenders who live by the motto "come together, stand together, fight together, speak together, work together." They are the guardians of the Boston Beast's principles and mission. While the Boston Beast represents the solitary warrior fighting corruption and systemic barriers, Beasters form the protective force that ensures these warriors never truly stand alone.
Core Values (B.E.A.S.T.E.R):
B - Build each other up
E - Educate the community
A - Act as one
S - Stand firm
T - Take care of our own
E - Expose corruption
R - Rise together
The Beaster Code:
"We don't just watch the Beast fight alone
We stand as many, but move as one
When they go low, we go Beast Mode
All for one and one for all
Beast Nation never falls"
Origin:
The term "Boston Beasters" was born from the legacy of the Boston Beast - a solitary warrior who refused to back down while fighting corruption in Massachusetts, especially within the cannabis industry and social equity programs. When faced with systemic racism, corrupt lawyers, and rigged systems designed to break spirits, the Boston Beast stood alone, building an empire from nothing despite constant opposition.
Common Examples:
1. When Showing Unity:
"Them Boston Beasters don't play about protecting their own"
"Boston Beasters deep out here - whole squad pulled up"
"Don't worry bout backup, Boston Beasters always on call"
2. Protection Mode:
Person 1: "They trying to shut down his spot with fake violations"
Person 2: "Alert the Boston Beasters, we moving out"
Person 3: "Boston Beasters already mobilizing, watch how fast this gets handled"
3. Community Support:
"Boston Beasters showed mad love at the protest"
"You know it's real when the Boston Beasters show up"
"Boston Beasters got the whole block supporting"
4. Warning Others:
"Better think twice - Boston Beasters don't sleep on disrespect"
"Boston Beasters watching, they better play fair"
"You know Boston Beasters stay ready"
5. Daily Recognition:
Person 1: "You rolling with the Boston Beasters?"
Person 2: "Since day one, we stay protecting"
6. Business Support:
"Boston Beasters flooding the grand opening"
"New spot got Boston Beasters protection"
"Boston Beasters make sure legit businesses stay running"
1. When Showing Unity:
"Them Boston Beasters don't play about protecting their own"
"Boston Beasters deep out here - whole squad pulled up"
"Don't worry bout backup, Boston Beasters always on call"
2. Protection Mode:
Person 1: "They trying to shut down his spot with fake violations"
Person 2: "Alert the Boston Beasters, we moving out"
Person 3: "Boston Beasters already mobilizing, watch how fast this gets handled"
3. Community Support:
"Boston Beasters showed mad love at the protest"
"You know it's real when the Boston Beasters show up"
"Boston Beasters got the whole block supporting"
4. Warning Others:
"Better think twice - Boston Beasters don't sleep on disrespect"
"Boston Beasters watching, they better play fair"
"You know Boston Beasters stay ready"
5. Daily Recognition:
Person 1: "You rolling with the Boston Beasters?"
Person 2: "Since day one, we stay protecting"
6. Business Support:
"Boston Beasters flooding the grand opening"
"New spot got Boston Beasters protection"
"Boston Beasters make sure legit businesses stay running"
by Boston Beast November 6, 2024
Get the Boston Beastersmug. (Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
Get the BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTSmug. by Mopballs February 24, 2022
Get the At the airport, getting my family from Bostonmug. Boston is someone that's probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's always playing with his hair and goes for Ava sometimes he likes other people like Mac or Robby and he tends to wear Adidas a lot and could never shut up
What was that Boston he looks really stupid
by dogman465267 October 5, 2017
Get the Bostonmug.