Monday Blues

1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.

Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.

Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.

by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021

blue pizza

Something that is particularly gross/ discussing

That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza

by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021

Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.

"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"

by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019

midterm blues

The feeling you get when you know you should be studying but instead you're on facebook crying about how much your life sucks

FB Status: "UGHH I HATE MY LIFE" #midterms -feeling depressed
Comments
"Get off fb and go study!"
"I CAN'T FML I have the midterm blues!"

by that_girl90 October 22, 2013

Blue Tuba

During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.

Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.

by ScrubRJ September 4, 2021

Blue hulk

A blue hulk is a term to describe a 100 mg Pfizer viagra

Hey bro I way too chached out last night and was a pushing rope. So I popped a blue hulk and SMASHED

by Grubdissimo November 10, 2020

blue spoddies

a rare disorder often encountered when trying to decipher medical transcriptions. Real meaning 'loose bodies'

There were ...blue spoddies in the articular space of the knee

by nocinfo July 7, 2009