A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.
Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.
Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.
by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011
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When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.
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Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
by Madfat March 16, 2013
Get the glock block mug.To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.
Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.
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The corner or block in the hood, where you see gangstas and wankstas, usually doing illegal activities.
The corner or block in the hood, where you see gangstas and wankstas, usually doing illegal activities.
nikka I think you is retarded. What you think my muhfukin phone tied to wall inside da house? Nikka you no Facebook work on da phone in all type of places right? On da block. Off da block. On yo mom. Off yo mom. All types. Understand fuckboi?
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