the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.
by AB kat girl 12 June 01, 2016
The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.
A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay
by BreadyBread April 12, 2022
The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends
ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you
*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you
*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.
by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022
by idk what I'm doing here- October 14, 2022
An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?
John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!
by MemerMemers October 16, 2022
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