"Hey guys, Bertuzzi got a hat trick tonight, its called a Hatty Birthday"
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
by Samwise_92 February 27, 2024
Get the Hatty Birthdaymug. by alvinsimp69 July 20, 2023
Get the birthday lemurmug. The moment when your Mom buys you treats (or even take you eating out) at the same day you started being mature enough to realize how immature you've always been, e.g. when you had just started writing your final paper on October 2012 even though your upcoming birthday was still on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 — whereas your birth date is Tuesday, April 2nd 1991
My birthday is that bittersweet moment when my mom treats me to something nice, like a dinner out, while I reflect on how I've finally started realizing just how immature I've been—like when I started writing my final paper in October 2012, even though my birthday on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 was just around the corner from my birth date on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991!
by Emotional Cruiser October 26, 2025
Get the birthdaymug. by Jinx.43L September 14, 2022
Get the birthday girlmug. by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022
Get the Birthdaymug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
by TEEGUY December 31, 2024
Get the 15th birthdaymug.