by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021
Get the Matthew Berrymug. Fingle Berry (noun): A term used to describe a woman who, through deceptive actions or manipulation, causes others to lose their jobs in order to gain personal rewards, such as a trivial treat (e.g., a cookie). The term also refers to someone who has endured a difficult or burdensome life, symbolized by the metaphor of carrying a "mattress" on her back. The term may also imply a certain exaggerated or comedic physicality in her actions, such as the "clapping" of her body when receiving her reward.
After sabotaging her coworkers and spreading false rumors to get them fired, Jennifer walked
"Crystal, always scheming behind the scenes, was the perfect example of a fingle berry, twisting the truth to get others blamed and fired, all while eagerly anticipating the small reward, a cookie, that would make her day—her actions as loud and exaggerated as the clap of her steps."
"Crystal, always scheming behind the scenes, was the perfect example of a fingle berry, twisting the truth to get others blamed and fired, all while eagerly anticipating the small reward, a cookie, that would make her day—her actions as loud and exaggerated as the clap of her steps."
by Sarah Mae January 5, 2025
Get the Fingle berrymug. “Jason Berry” – noun
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
by RunLookingUp November 26, 2023
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