beard

Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.

Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp'

by (*Sean*) October 11, 2006

Beardson Beardly

Leader of GamerGate HD and co star of the livestream show "The Weekly Sweat" ( with Fit_And_Hubris and together they call themselves the Ironybros ), also known as The Hetero Gamer or HeteroGamerVey he's gotten infamous among multiple internet circles for his controversial views on women in gaming ( in which he says clearly that women should leave gaming ) and for debating both the right and the left online.

Wow he's almost as cool as Beardson Beardly

Beardson hosts a show called the Weekly Sweat

by ocab May 27, 2018

beardimony

The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard

Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week

Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

by Gcolo December 14, 2006

manal beard

Overly long hair sprouting from the rear of humans. Both the male and the famale sex's may have a Manal Beard. The word originated by the merging of the words "Mane" , meaning the long hair found on the back of the neck of such animals as Lions or Horses, and "Anal Beard", which the name for hair growing from human cracks in their bottoms. If a person has a Manal Beard, they're hair is much longer than those who have Anal beards. This gives them disdain in some cultures (because it usually seen as unhygeinic and full of clagnuts), but respect in others (because it is seen as a wise man who has such a long beard).

1. "I have combed my manal beard this morning."
2. "He must be a wize and important man to have such a lengthy manal beard"
3. Johnny's manal beard got caught up in the shaver blades.
4. "Yuk, that manal beard is full of dangle berries!"

by Junior Leaders 02 February 4, 2006

Brown Beard

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.

Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!

by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

by Zof Ynneb October 18, 2008

Beard

Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")

Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!

by Hewoah August 11, 2010