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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.
Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."
by von groovy January 18, 2019
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lloyd banks

THE realist young kat that come hard all day easy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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Blood bank

Directly means vagina.
Derived from Australian slang and refers to the female body's monthly menstrual cycle.
Used at inappropriate times, can cause bad reception.
Tom: "Show us ya blood bank, aye!"
Felicity: "Ewww, don't talk to me, sleeze."
Tom: "Bloodbank out for da boyz, bloodbank for da boyz!"
by Da Ree 4 LYF. August 8, 2011
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Italian banker

The sexual act of stuffing a woman's vagina with cooked spaghetti. There is also the reverse Italian banker where the spaghetti is removed from the "safe" and eaten.
After a romantic Italian dinner, Jason and Kate took the leftovers home and played Italian banker all night long.
by Bob Dobolina October 27, 2007
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Tyra Banks

High priced black supermodel, Victoria's Secret, SI swimsuit issue, etc.
Damn!
Doesn't Tyra know that too much activator eats up yo hair???
Obviously not!! Check out her huge forhead!
by ebony luvr July 16, 2003
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bankles

Daaamn! That girl ankles look like calf extensions. She got bankles!
by nu nu December 1, 2007
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