Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

by Cac2490 August 5, 2012

ball squat

when your balls are hanging down considerably low,you sit down they get stuck under your thigh.

i ball squated and blew the left one out of its bag

by larze November 18, 2005

pool balls

The condition in which a rash devolopes on the scrotum after swimming day after day for a period of time without showering as often as one should.

I would go to swimming today, but I'm starting to get a bad case of pool balls.

by Reluctant Swimmer June 11, 2006

Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

by JiXer April 18, 2011

ball mullet

Long hair hanging from a man's testicles.

I was in the locker room, and that dude had a ball mullet!

by Growing Up Geek May 4, 2008

Im balls

Basically its just a bad ass way of saying either
(1.) i could really care less
(2.) fuck off
(3.) or you just say it when you dont know what to say
(4.) yeah imma bad ass

Person 1: hey i just got new shoes u like em?
You: im balls

person 1: hey whats up
You: im balls

person 1: im pregnant
You: im balls

by Dr ladies man September 9, 2009

funny balls

What you get from taking roids

if Steroids = true
then
Funny Balls = true

by Yonasu May 25, 2008