bag of hamsters

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.

We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!

by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013

push bag

When you want to call someone who is funny and cute, this can also be used for calling someone you don't like an idiot.

"Hey, Amanda over there is a push bag."
"You're such a push bag Amanda."

by malacoth January 8, 2012

billie bag

A bag you pack with a helmet, duct tape and gold fish crackers if you are taking a retard out to the mall.

Dude , pack the billie bag. We are taking billie to the mall.

by Cliffe009 January 15, 2017

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

SLOP BAG

Someone that is sloppy, lazy, or careless about any given task or just in life itself. A person with total disreguard for anyone or anything. extreme slob.

Yo dude tommorow when you come in to work tuck your shirt in and wear one without stains. Try not to look like such a slop bag.

by TO-DUBL-D December 28, 2011

Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

bag chiping

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

by taskmaster September 14, 2009