Tug Burn

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn

Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often

by Butter Son June 28, 2019

Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.

Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.

by Ziolord December 24, 2020

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.

*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!

by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017

ka-burn

The ultimate burn from an insult, extreme diss, must be shouted

-Your face is ridiculous
-Your mom is ridiculous
-KA-BURN!!

by DrewGal13 December 9, 2009

Virgin Burns

Friction burns on the shaft of ones penis. Caused by violent masterbation.

Dude....last night i got the WORST virgin burns from wacking to your girlfriend.

by PneumoniK October 23, 2012

burn the poem

verb.

1. to ejaculate

Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!

Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.

by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012