upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie July 4, 2010

border boatload

when a car full of illeagles crosses the border illeaglly.

that van was riding so low it obviously was yet another border boatload.

by tellitizaman May 22, 2011

to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.

1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"

by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014

slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016

Lebanon bologna

When you pull out your swollen meat and bust you nut in her pillow case making jibin for her to eat in the morning.

I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.

by Crotchlocka March 19, 2017

big bologna fadeout

When her ariola is the side of a slice of bologna but her nipple is regular size.

"Damn girl, you got some big bologna fadeout going on!"

by Professor Nipple August 30, 2017