eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

sour apple

1. Best tasting pussy
2. Pussy that taste like candy.
3. Pussy you want to eat ALL the time

Damn, I ate this girl out and she was tasting like sour apples. Yum!

I got a sweet tooth for a sour apple.

by Big Snaggles February 13, 2005

African Apple Bob

When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.

Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!

by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008

apple

1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture

by lmaoweresoscene December 28, 2005

apple

Microsoft's second fiddle.

I just bought Microsoft Word: Mac Edition

by moltovivace February 22, 2005

Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.

"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.

by CloudPixie August 10, 2012

jack apple

Jack apple was the term used by British sailors in the 1800s for the apples that were kept on the ship that were kept fresh by floating in a barrel of rum. The sailors would eat the apples, and if they ate more than one a day, they would become "jack appled." As it moved onto modern times, a jack apple became slang for a dottering fool.

"You're such a jack apple!"

by ed molloy October 9, 2004