Texas Ten

A single and prospectively dating person who meets the following qualifications:
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed

The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.

Person A: Did you see who I was talking to online?
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.

by bigtexasrob April 25, 2019

Texas Popsicle

The act of shoving a metal tube into the anus of your enemy, pouring ghost pepper chilli into the tube and then round house kicking the rest of the tube into your enemy's anus

After he tried stealing from my friend and I, my friend held him down while I performed the Texas Popsicle

by The G.O.A.T. July 24, 2015

Sexas Texas

A person who is a registered sex offender in the state of Texas.

Oh look! It’s the sexas texas. I hope he doesn’t blame me for my sexual preferences!

by CrossKnuspes May 29, 2021

Texas Firefighter

When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.

Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!

by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010

Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.

Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"

by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Texas Gloryhole

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!

"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 26, 2017