Al

a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.

Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN

Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.

by catchmecrying April 12, 2020

AL

Short for Avril Lavigne

J: Hey, I love AL, but not as much as I love you.
M: Haha I love AL too!

by PETZAAAHUT April 23, 2018

AL

AL a person that is a narsistic, simpleton with little regard for his fellowman. A cheer and scoundrel with only himself and successes in mind.

“That guy running for office is a real AL!”

by Firecop April 03, 2022

AL

Short form for "annual leave" used in workforce.

My Chainaman company only give 12 days AL but only prorate 1 day per month. Kek policy

by Wakakadupe February 13, 2018

AL

Abbreviation for annual leave. A word that is used at work

I'm going to take AL on Monday

by _VAS_ January 21, 2021

al

Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu

Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?

Person B: nah I’m not interested

Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser

by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021

AL

A command and control system designed by Ehyoh to counter the AI created by AHN that was named Ale.

Are you AL right?
Make sure you know AL things to know how to go AL ways.

by Tzadi February 08, 2022