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finger your asshole

an insult. to squeeze ones finger or two in the exit hole. in the hope of forcing the penile brain into the real brain for extra intelligence.
sam partridge you slut. go finger your asshole. thats saa aa aad
by brendan white June 23, 2003
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Mr. Asshole

Mr. Asshole is the guy who knows you like him and who toys with your emotions anyway. One who avoids answering how he feels about you but, acts like he cares.
Mr. Asshole is the jerk who plays with your emotions
by Beeotch27 January 19, 2010
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assholes

The word "asshole" is just another word for republicans
The people that voted for our current leader can widely be considered assholes.
by Pegasi the Democrat December 8, 2007
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Asshole

A person who states the obvious truth.
Bob : Damn Charles you smell like shit, take a shower for god's sake.
Charles: Fine, you don't have to be such an asshole.
by dahmir April 3, 2006
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Asshole

12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING?
dad: No.
12yr old girl: Why?
Dad: you might get raped
12yr old girl: I'm 12!
Dad: Too Bad
*girl walks away*
12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole
by S.B.C! January 21, 2009
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Assholes and elbows

Military slang. The term is used when someone is relating to troops or people standing close together. Also means to haul ass, go go go etc. The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons.
Alright sweethearts, you heard the man! And you know the drill assholes and elbows!
by Limitbreak October 28, 2011
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