asshole deepthroat

The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.

"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."

by fool June 13, 2004

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Molly's asshole

the term given to the remnants of MDMA you have left over after snorting.

Hurry up! Finish your line then lick Molly's asshole!

by xoMissK April 25, 2011

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Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.

(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"

by Sassy Steve August 01, 2011

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Flaming Asshole

One who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their ass, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.

4th of July became so much better when Jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming asshole.

by ph2music September 19, 2010

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asshole pie

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.

guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."

by el hombre from pee wee March 16, 2010

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