The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009
Get the ass friesmug. When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011
Get the Chapstickin' the assmug. 
by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017
Get the Ass Bettingmug. by chewey April 18, 2006
Get the Cracking Assmug. The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.
by creepingphlox January 3, 2010
Get the Christmas assmug. An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.
See also Butt Burp.
See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
by JayArr June 21, 2011
Get the Ass Burpmug.