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Asian Boner Syndrome

When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.
by flomause June 9, 2011
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Asian Parents

There are many types of azn parents, some are better than others
few of em have no idea how to govern their children. Asian mom's are commonly housewives. They are strict on different levels. Likely to limit electronics. Usually has other korean mom's who they socialize with & get advice and also compare their children semi-competitively to competitively with other children. Azn dad's are usually intelligent but nevertheless strict. Often work long work hours.
they don't want their children(when they become adults) in sub-par locations. Their strictness is in most cases, derived from wanting you to become successful. Doctors are a common choice for parent recommendations for occupations which is statistically a good option
Strict n kind ones are probably the best. They get ticked if you get bad grades and yell but cool off soon. They give punishments (typically a ban from games or other electronic device) to teach you a lesson but it works! at least if they aren't super overly aggressive. More often than not, they use more "disciplinary action" at young ages to build things into children as they grow. Some mom's in this category want their children to be stylish and reflect it.
The abusive ones mindlessly (or maybe not, thinking it'll do SOME good) physically beat their children, hoping they will rule under fear but more often than not, it just makes the child depressed and want to escape their life at home.
Asian Parents are the best! ....when they don't beat you.
by theaznkid August 5, 2011
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asinine

1. It literally means "like an ass (donkey)."

2. Stupid and/or stubborn.

3. Belligerent as can be.
1. He was the most asinine person that I have ever met. He wouldn't listen to anyone, and drove drunk and got a DUI and woke up in the drunk tank.

2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!

3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Asian Platypus

When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.
My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!
by Michael Lynch October 1, 2007
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asian asian

a person that has asian descent and looks asian
I'm considered asian asian because I'm Cambodian and look asian.
by jenniferwasherr October 9, 2008
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asinine

grading a woman's face low, but her ass-a-nine
I'll give her face a two, but her asinine.
by Travis "Stitch" March 28, 2007
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asian spinner

younger, petite, attractive asian woman. associated with adult entertainment, message and adult modeling.
she was the typical asian spinner. cute, around 5', 90 lbs., long black hair, perky c-cups and a nicely trimmed landing strip.
by demilieu July 4, 2014
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