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Western Alaskan Snowdragon

The Alaskan Snowdragon is already a very, very high profile prank to play on your significant others. The Western Alaskan Snowdragon is where instead of yelling that you have AIDS/HIV, you yell “My Cum is nuclear!”, which will cause more than the normal Alaskan Snowdragon
Your girlfriend had a serious scare from the Western Alaskan Snowdragon I put her through.
by maasskkeedyoyo September 18, 2021
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alaskan icicle

(n) A sexual manuver;

While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.
by Rob Rizzle September 5, 2006
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alaskan breezer

it is when the man cums in a womans mouth from getting a blowjob then pushes her head in his cock deep throating her with a tight grip and tells her " I have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis from sleeping with a prostitute" and the woman gets shocked.
tommy:thats a good girl ( Tommy is giving her a alaskan breezer she is not aware of and cums in her mouth.)
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!
by mr annonymous January 10, 2009
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Call Her Alaska

A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.

The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.
westford academy

Call Her Alaska was a pretty amazing band.
by callheralaskalover January 25, 2010
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alaskan shitball

whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it
by cockblocker123 April 14, 2011
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Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.
by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010
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Alaskan Pancakes

when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.
ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT


a nice serving of alaskan pancakes
by chuey bar March 5, 2009
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