The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.

Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

by BallTapper69 March 8, 2023

Second aunt

Female cousin of mom or dad

My second aunt can be cool only at times

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Baby aunt

An aunt under 10 years older, same age or younger.

My baby aunt is the reason why we are here

by 459395 April 10, 2023

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

great-aunt

Grandparent's sister.

great-aunt.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Feral aunt

An incel who’s a woman. Woman can be incels too. Even the very first incel was a woman. If a woman, especially a Caucasian one, puts “feral aunt” on their social media or dating profiles, she automatically does not deserve any sex or any money from a man.

*scrolling through tinder*

Man: she’s kinda hot—wait, she got “feral aunt” on her tinder bio.

*swipes left*

by Bolts the Snowman March 25, 2024

Half-aunt

Your half-brother's mother.

My half-aunt needs help to make her website.

by Purp Daddy May 21, 2024