Muff Cabbage

Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.
by Hoodrat$hit October 18, 2014
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Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....
Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok
by REEEEP10911 October 15, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!
by Wyrd Wizard October 16, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

by Tati S January 27, 2016
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Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster March 02, 2012
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Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling
Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.
by LBC321 May 21, 2021
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