moose cracker

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong

Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off

by moosecracker October 31, 2007

Cracker bag

It's a slightly less offensive way of calling someone "a crazy".

Look Drew - She's a proper Cracker bag!

by JaXnwhits October 10, 2008

Cracker Dick

a white male penis

karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"

by why am i here 3am drunk an hig June 12, 2018

stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

cracker jack

A word to describe high priced low quality housing that is insufficient in size

You don't live in a "studio" apartment, that's an overpriced cracker jack box.

by Werdswirth Sayen February 1, 2018

Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.

I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.

by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017

Cracker Factory

A term used in Central America for a very sterotipical white couple who produce many offspring. Commen Cracker Factorys have 3-12 kids. Cracker Factorys generally are short on money and live in lower-class neiberhoods.

1. Man, that fucking Cracker Factory is moving to our hood.

2. Shit, once all those Cracker Factorys start moving in across the street, they're gonna paint the whole neiberhood white.

by Cory "The Artist" Green April 21, 2007