straight jeacket

A straight jacket made entirely of denim

Woah look at that guys straight jeacket

by Garfieldslasagna February 28, 2020

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

stay straight

A valediction meaning stay cool, stay chill, stay breezy, stay golden, keep on with good vibes, stay out of jail, stay Gucci, be good

**Has nothing to do with sexual orientation**

person 1: Hey, I gotta head out.
person 2: Aight, stay straight, man.

by mamachilla May 18, 2020

Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

super straight

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023