Richard

goofy accord to Vam by Eric Reprid
“That boy a fucking goofy, he a Richard
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tommy richard

frickin' fool

concent given
btw
also admits to being racist

part of the lgbtq
and kkk bit odd

snapchat: tommy.r37
Hey Jaxon, Stop being a tommy richard rn

annoying asf
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sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.
OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying
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Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.
Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard
by Toccy May 30, 2022
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Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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