muff cabbage

untamed hairy vagina

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.

by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016

MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 26, 2019

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021