A Cowboy's Dozen

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.

Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200

by iBetty January 10, 2012

A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

a fuckin' liker

Someone who says like in the wrong context constantly. Usually students and teenage girls are the main offenders

A fuckin' liker - I was like going to the like shop for a like sandwich

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

A buck380

Definition. The term derives itself from the early days of American history. A buck was a male deer. 380 is the masonic term for whole or completely whole. So a buck 380 was an entire deer which was very valuable/expensive. The deer was Usually sold in parts to get the most value for it. If someone bought a whole deer which was a buck380. It meant that they got it at the cheapest price you could get it at. So when the term began to travel to the east from the Midwest.. The city dwellers began using the term a buck380. And if someone wanted to be stubborn in selling something and wanted a customer to pay an unreasonable amount of money. They would tell the customer when they asked " how much for that item.?" The store keeper would say "a buck380" knowing that in the city you would have to be very wealthy to come up with a whole buck or be a great hunter/trapper. And that the item in question was of such value that they could not afford to purchase it. And if they did. They would say "i got it for a buck380". Later on into the 1920's and 1930's gangsters began using it as a term to mean that it was a dept that could not be paid monetarily and could only be repayed by a favor that would be asked of at a later time. There are many variations but the meaning is always the same: The price for anything that is not priced, something that canot be paid for monetarily.

You owe me a buck380.

How much is that.? Its a buck380

by Roberto91101 November 6, 2017

A Toma

When you antagonise a Frenchman and he responds by offering to fuck you in a toilet.

Whilst talking about the second world war, Peter made reference to the losing streak of the French army. A Toma was offered to settle the dispute.

by Frenchfriends March 7, 2019

A good friend

A good friend is someone who won’t drop you right after you do something bad. They’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and will always be there for you. It’s not someone who will tear you down, but build you up. If your friend seems to be jealous of you and keeps trying to compete with you, you should distance them for a while. But you have to be a good friend too or you can’t expect love from every person you meet. You might also need to our yourself in their shoes. They could be going through a rough time and trying to find themselves. But if your friend is constantly insulting you or saying they hate you, you never to drop them ASAP! Take a quiz maybe to see if they’re toxic or not. But if they’re not supportive of you and they always try to make you feel bad for doing stuff with other people and stuff then that’s a huge red flag! Your friend should be loyal, caring, and supportive.

You: I think I wanna switch schools

A Good friend: where? That’s exciting but I’m gonna miss you

A Bad friend: seriously? Ugh please don’t leave me! You always do this

by Hohnrv May 18, 2019

a silent shotgun

This is a disease such as MS or ALS which causes lesions, aka holes, in key organs of the body.

She has lost so many neurological functions to MS it is as if she had been hit by a silent shotgun!

by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020