p squared

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"

Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared

by crazyshoewilliams July 14, 2009

Square AI

Slang used for stupid people who think they are intelligent. Sometimes, "Square AI's" follow a cult or a leader. it is likely for them to serve two at the same time.

That man is being such a Square AI. I wonder who he is serving?

by ThezMeanz March 11, 2022

Ace-Squared

Something that is better than just ace. Often used by people with a mathematical disposition to describe pleasing experiences.

Can be shortened to "ace to the power 2 (Ace^2)"

I went to watch that film yesterday, it was ace-squared!

by AtomicClock August 13, 2010

Square head

A bie who’s head is just square

Did you see Niall’s square head

by Canny_hack_it May 9, 2020

Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins squared (cousin²)

The non-related cousin of my cousin is my cousin squared

by Ms Ter March 26, 2024

times square nudge

When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.

Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’

by Kobrakys May 17, 2018

Offspring Square

The offspring of your offspring, grandchildren or grandbabies

I came to pick up my offspring Square

by 459395 April 30, 2023